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We've all heard them - the corniest jokes on the planet.
But most of us could use a chuckle these days.

So, how about it. Give me your best, and I'll give you my worst....

Why did the person fall into the well? He did not see that well.

Since lockdown, I’ve been drinking a lot of brake fluid. It sounds dangerous, but really I can stop whenever I want to.

Two jumper cables walk into a bar. Bartender says “don’t start anything”.

 

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Ok....ya asked!
...since I didn't want to leave my fellow Canuck hanging out there...

Owner walks into a bar with his three dogs and tells the barkeep to look after them while he parks the Alfa Stelvio around back. Two of the dogs, the black and the brown, sit at the middle of the bar and the third white dog slumps at the end of the bar.
Black Dog: Barkeep A Single Malt Scotch please!
Barkeep: WOW, you can speak?!! Absolutely! How was your day?
Black Dog: Thank you, it was GREAT had a blast jumping in and out of puddles and I’m now very thirsty!
Brown Dog: I’ll have a Double Vodka as well since your back there!
Barkeep: For sure!! How was your day?
Brown Dog: So far, so good, been also having a BLAST and jumpin in and outta puddles all morning.
Barkeep: Glad to see you guys having such a great day so far!! (turning to the white dog) how about you, how was your day till now and whatcha gonna have?
White Dog: F-OFF I’M PUDDLES!
 

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Minister, priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.
Bartender asks the rabbit what he wants to drink.
Rabbit replies: "nothing - I'm only here because of Autocorrect".

Bah-dup-dup. Try the fish. I'm here all week.
 
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